Ohh, the innocence of a naive pup, ignorant to the years of embarrassment lying ahead. 

Thanks to Julia in Port Washington!

Thanks to Greg in St Catharines for this adorable, pre-captioned photo!

 Sophia's taking down her owner, one nom at a time.

What all cat owner needs! The best part is that this remote control does not need batteries, as it runs on "positive thinking". Available at Think Geek.

I have to say, I'm always shocked when cats make a mistake. They are usually so agile and confident, so to see them mess up is almost embarrassing for them.

It's a nice try, Bandit, but those poinsettias are only harmful to other pets, NOT to your owner.

"No, no please... okay just 5 more minutes?"

Thanks to Alison in Kentucky!

There's really nothing funnier than a dog doing something like a human being.

Little known fact about Minou from Halifax - she once moonlighted as Tom Cruise's stunt double in Risky Business.

 

I can't even shave my legs with that kind of finesse. How Webster did it is beyond me.

The best thing I've ever found in my couch is a few pennies!

Poor Bleu hoped causing a little trouble would get him kicked out, but all it got him was a scolding and some embarrassment on youmakemehateyou.com.

Help! I think this kitty is permanently stuck on Mr Hyde!

Thanks to Alie in London.

Science Kitty's results are in... she hates you.

"All the better to eat you with..."
Thank you to Valerie in Nova Scotia for this picture!

They don't only hate humans...

"Aaaand in this cornah, in the black trunks, Thuuummpppaaahhhh!"

That cat is really punching above her weight class.

Ahh, toilet paper, the caviar of dog food.

Poor Dabb. Even playing dead won't help you escape the clutches of your owner Barbi.

Close, but no cigar

"Look what I did! I caught a mouse! Look! I brought it for you! I... what? What do you mean it's not real? You're kidding right? Ugh.... You'll pay for this."

Thanks to Laura in Sherwood Park!

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Well, we have officially recieved the best submission to date.

Poor, poor Poo.

Look what she swallowed! Betty, a Staffordshire bull terrier, needed to have a 10 inch plastic arrow surgically removed after swallowing it whole. The puppy became quite ill, which prompted her owners to take her to the vet. Not long after returning home, Betty tried to swallow a television remote.

The pinscher strikes back

I hear these particular AT AT's are really hard to take down.

"Yah. And? Don't act like you don't sit like this too."

Thanks to Borden in Columbus for this picture!

Amy in Ottawa - judging by the look on Emery's face, we are guessing that she would rather drown than be caught wearing that life jacket!

It's the how-to we've all been waiting for. Bring on Christmas 2010!

I'm no expert on love, but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have to straight jacket your dog into affection.

Who knew reptiles could scream? I guess anything is possible when hatred is this strong.

Borden from Columbus, Georgia - when you force your cat to eat from a 'psycho kitty' bowl, and name him Poo... well, it's no wonder he hates you.

Deb from Ohio's dog hopes desperately that if he can't see her, Deb won't be able to see him.

This is what we feel like on a Saturday morning.

Oh Sara in Winnipeg, your cat is just going to annihilate your bedsheets when you're gone.

 

Dixie the dalmatian took her hatred for the Simpsons to a new level by swallowing a plastic Homer Simpson toy. Doctors surgically removed the toy, which was inside a chocolate egg that Dixie ate. After a few nights in the hospital and a specially prescribed diet, Dixie came through the ordeal just fine.

I'm sure the Jack Russell's meant well.

It's seriously not surprising that they hate us.

At least he probably didn't lick his hot spot!

A video of a husky practicing how to say "let me out!"



It's funny, as I watched this video beside my black lab, she became very vocal (unusual for her.) They're always up to so much more than we realize! Try it beside your dog - anything happen?

Bad news for those feline lovers out there: looks like they finally mastered that laser cat thing.

A question for Catherine from Ottawa: if you have to force affection, is it really affection at all?

You're lucky Vancouver Naomi, we think Jack was trying to ruin your homework and had to settle for some minor toilet paper annoyances.

Saskatoon Cheryl: It's funny that you dressed Stella up in this horned hood, because we're pretty sure she thinks you're the devil.

"...and just when she's least expecting it, we'll make our move. Oh! Shh Shh, she's coming. Just look miserable."

How does it feel, Borden from Columbus? Your cat Poo is too ashamed to look at you.

Just a heads up to Katrina from Etobicoke: This little bunny might deliever a lot of chocolate nuggets this year.

Poor Satori. We all have our vices, most of us just don't have owners cruel enough to document us when we hit rock bottom.

Looks like these lucky Ohio pooches found a worm hole out of their miserable pooch lives.